The Intergalactic Highway

Zucca jumps into sight, stretching. "Just had a little thought...."

What kind of jobs here on Earth do you think the Beast Warriors would be best suited for?

Example:

Silverbolt: Highway patrolman. "Pull this vehicle over, ma'am!"

Megatron: Fortune 500 CEO. "We shall buy out Bernadetti & Partners... yeeesss....."


Send in!

Optimus Primal: Astronaut

Cheetor: Athlete

Rhinox: Mechanical Engineer

Rattrap: Mechanic

Tigatron: Park Ranger/Wildlife Warden

Airrazor: Test Pilot

Depth Charge: Cop

Scorpinok: Construction Worker

Dinobot 2: Stunt Double for Terminator Endoskeleton

Incidentally, I always felt that Rumble from G1 would open his own bar after the war.

Maximals:

Optimus: English Teacher
Rhinox: A computer technition, then quitting his job for being underworked and being a car mechanic.
Rattrap: Demolition at your neighbourhood construction site.
Cheetor: Student.
Dinobot: Honorable Assassin at night and a corporate Vice President in the day.
Tigatron: Peace activist
Air Razor: Magazine publisher
Silverbolt: Photographer
Depth Charge: Mersonary (I'm thinking after what X did), that or a Profiler

Preds:

Megatron: Head of a News station
Scorpinok: Karate instructor
Terrorsaur: Magazine publisher (don't ask I've had dreams about it ever since my sister tried to scare me off of Beast Wars that one time)
Tarantulas: Scientist (pretending to be an assistant to some professional), that or a Profiler
Waspinator: Manager at a grocery store, or a bartender
Blackarachnia: Assassin
Inferno: ...
Quickstrike: ...
Ramapge: He wouldn't work. He'd kill things.
TM2 DinoBot: Yep, the terminator thing does suit him.


WW

Megatron: I like the CEO idea. Evil Genius in his spare time cuz everybody needs a hobby.

Waspinator: Crash Test Dummy

Tarantulus: Brain surgeon

Inferno: Security Guard "the whole guard the colony thing"

Blackaracnia: the assassin thing works.

Rampage: Serial Killer

Transmetal 2 Dinobot: Sushi cutter.

Quickstrike: I see him owning a ranch of sorts.

Tripredacus Council: High government officials.

Ravage: Diplomat for Tripredacus Council.


Optimus Primal: Police Sargeant

Rattrap: Garbage man

Cheetor: Football Quarterback

Rhinox: Computer teacher

Dinobot: Honorable Mersonary

Silverbolt: Romantic actor in movies.

Tigerhawk:.....do you really wanna know?

Depth Charge: Special officer in charge if catching Rampage.

Optimus: politician
Rhinox:Garage repairman
Cheetor: Rabbit at greyhound track
Rattrap: Fireworks maker
Airazor: Hang glider
Tigatron: naturalist
Dinobot: Headteacher at school(lol!!)
Tigerhawk: God
TM2 blackarachnia: double agent
Silverbolt:Your friendly neighbor hood superhero
Depthcharge: special ops commando


Megatron: Rubber duck tester
Rampage:Guy at kids halloweens partys(lol)
Terrorsaur: Singer(ow!)
Scorponok: Thug
Inferno: Army general
Waspinator:Crash test dummy
Tm2 dinobot: Stress ball
Blackarachnia: Femme fatale
Tarantulas: Assisant to a president.
Ravage: Linguist

*giggles* Ahh, the Beast Warriors at work! My friend and I came up with jobs for them... first any ol' job, then teaching positions. *scratches head* Unfortunately I can only remember two any ol' jobs...

Depth Charge: Pizza delivery guy
Tarantulas: Pizza maker guy

They're in the business together, see, since they have tools and/or features that'd help with pizza.

*hides from Depth Charge* >_>

I can't remember all the teaching positions, but here they be:

Megatron: Math teacher

Waspinator: Art teacher

Rampage: Psychology teacher .... O_o

Dinobot: Gym teacher

Optimus: History teacher

Tarantulas: Chemistry

Tigatron: Ecology

Depth Charge: Police training

Rhinox: School principal (I think... he and Optimus might be switched)

... That's all I can think of for now. But can you imagine having Dinobot for gym? Or Rampage for pyschology? O_o I bet everyone does homework in his class!

--Starath

Dinobot: Samurai in ancient Japan or gym teacher in the present time, like Starath said.

Silverbolt: romance Author

Rattrap: mechanic

Rhinox: engineer

Scorponok: construction worker, lab tech

Tarantulas: research scientist, toxicology specialist

Blackarachnia: Ninja, martial arts teacher/doyen

Airrazor/Tigatron: park rangers

Depth Charge: Detective, cop, security guard

Heh. Law and Order: Cybertron.

Silverbolt: District attourney (McCoy)

Blackarachnia: District attourney

Rattrap: Detective (Lenny)

Optimus: Chief (Arthur)


Megatron: Criminal defense lawyer

Quickstrike: Perpetrator

Jury: Everybody else

hmm ok i have some (dont ask why they got these jobs)

rhinox: italian chef

dinobot & dinobot2: cops

rattrap: garbage man

turangulas: science teacher

cheetor: stay home dad

waspinator: mail man

and of course

terrorsuar: school principal (i know i spelt that wrong but im too lazy)