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Insipired by Tor and Razorclaw's soccer game in the cannon auditons. This is just for fun. Continue the scernio any wau you want. OCs and Beast Warriors from all 3 seasons and OCs are welcomed to join in, wether it be as a player or spectator.

Okay I'll start off.

After drawing straws team captians are decided. Megatron is captain of one team and Dinobot is cpatain of the other and Skyfire the ref.

Skyfire: Alright guys, you two we'll flip a coin to decide who gets first choice for teammates.

Megatron: Heads!

Dinobot: Tails!

Sky: (Flips the coin and catches it in her hand) It's tails.

Megatron: I demand I a re-flip!

Sky: Sorry, Megs rules are rules. DB you get first picks.

Megatron: It's biased I tell you. I believe the fact that the other captain is dating the ref proves that.

Dinobot: Shut up!

Sky: Oh come you saw for yourself that it landed on Tails. Besides I'm a fair judge. I'm not biased in any way. Okay DB, pick your first teammate, either faction.
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OMG.

Sky I LOVE you! Soccer and Beast wars! You are seriously super awesome! *big cheesy grin*

IC:
Dinobot shot a contemptous look at Megatron before carefully weighing his options.
Optimus Primal and his Maximals were probably the best option. Cheetor was obviously a excellent mid-fielder, with his bursts of speed. Rhinox made for a strong defense, and then the RAT. Dinobot shuddered. Rattrap was a disgusting waste of circuitry, but he was excellent in feinting and perhaps most importantly, scoring.

Unlike the Predacons. Becuase Flyers were grounded, Waspinator and Terrorsaur were the most unhelpful idiots spawned. Scorponok was top-heavy causing him to topple over whenever he took a swing at the ball. The only useful Predacon (besides Megatron) would be Tarantulas, who had shown some potiental as a goalie.

Dinobot gave a resigned sigh, then growled "Vermin, get your scrawn aft here."

Rattrap, for once, followed orders, shooting Dinobot a smug look.

"What have I done?" Dinobot murmured, as the little navigator stood besides him.
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Sky: Alright Megatron it's your turn to pick.
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Sorry,

Last night I was uncerimoniously was booted off the computer with NO warning WHATSOEVER! Hmph. Curse Parental dictatorship!

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Megatron was very much making the same assumptions as Dinobot, except he had to manipulate his comrades so they wouldn't make a fuss; Megatron had no intention of picking any of his traitorious lackeys.

Scorponok had other ideas, standing a step back and to the right, the position of the Second in Command. Megatron becokoned him closer, "My dear, Scorponok, I need you to... infiltrate the traitor's team, Yesss."

The scorpion looked put out, but nodded faithfully and when back into the middle of no-man's land.

"Rhinox, you shall make and excellent addition," Megatron internally flinched as he silently pleaded to the tech for a silent transaction.

Rhinox, being the considerate one of the group, made no comment, just strode behind Megatron.

"Why Chief-Lizard-Bot chooze Maximal?" Waspinator whispered to Terrorsaur, who scowled at his commander.

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Terrorsaur: I don't know, but it's bringing back bad memories. *Shudders*

Rattrap: Awww man. :(

Sky: Okay Dinobot it's your turn to pick.
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Awright!

Lets do dis!

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The rest of the picking and choosing went by quickly. Dinobot had chosen his team member carefully, leaving an irrate Megatron with the leftovers.

Sky winked at Dinobot as she shreed to begin the game.

Rattrap and Cheetor, Dinobot's forward offence, rushed at the ball.

Terrorsaur clumsily moved the ball forward.

"Terrorsaur!" Optimus waved an arm, hoping to capture the other Flyer's attention. Terrorsaur looked up, distracted by the motion.

Rattrap leapt forward and kicked the ball from Terrorsaur's position, yelling, "Spots, go long!"

Cheetor nodded, converting to beast mode. He shot forward, his racing mainframe calculating the ball's drop zone.

The lightly-built kid didn't stand a chance as Rhinox lumbered into his path. He rammed into Rhinox, then bounced off like a rubber ball.

"Owww," Cheetor moaned, eyes crossed.

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Rhinox: Sorry about that Cheetor.

Waspinator: Wazzpinator got it! (Wazzpinator gets the ball and rusn towards the other team's goal.)
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Curses Waspy!

Not really. Let us continue.

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"No you don't, bug!" Dinobot tensed up, then released a giant bound, landing on Waspinator's head, "Scorponok, attack the ball!"

The grey mech, froze as his mainframe conflicted. Megatron was technically his only commander, but then Dinobot was the captain of the team he was serving under. He couldn't do it. He crossed his arms and lifted his chin in defiance, "Megatron is the TRUE leader."

"Megatron is the TRUE leader," Rattrap mimicked upfield, sticking his tongue out at the hardhead.

Dinobot rolled his optics, grinding his sharp teeth. Megatron had brainwashed Scorponok with one hundred percent efficenticy.

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Terrorsaur:*Gets the ball* I'll take this.

Sky: *Blows the whistle* Foul! Misconduct! Yellow card for Dinobot's team.

Dinobot: What?!
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LOL.

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"Misconduct?!" Howled an outraged Dinobot, shaking a fist.

"Hush you," Sky gave him a sharp look.

Dinobot glared back, ever defiant.

"Ten credits on Sky," Cheetor whispered to Rattrap.

"Ya on, kiddo."

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Sky: You don't jump on another player's head Dinobot. That counts as misconduct, menaing that you get a yellow card. One more yellow card and you're out of the game. I'm sorry, but rules are rules and the ball goes back to Waspinator.

Waspinator: It'zz against the rulezz to hurt Wazzpinator. Wazzpinator like this game.
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HEHE

Mesa love Waspinator!

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"Quiet bug," Dinobot glare could've melted chrome steel. Wisely, Waspinator muted his voice box.

"I do not see the point of no contact," Dinobot snarled.

"Its not no contact, its landing on Waspinator's head I have a problem with."

"Rhinox should have been fouled on obstruction!" the raptor argued fiercely.

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Sky: Hold on let me check rule book. (Flips throgh the rule book) Um, no I don't find anything about what Rhinox in the rules, and it's Rhinox so we know that he didn't intent any harm to Cheetor, so I'm going to have allow it and a Waspinator gets a penalty kick.
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On we GO!

IC:
Dinobot stode angrily over to Sky, leaning down to snarl directly into her face.

"Not biased? That little pardon on Rhinox seemed biased to me," Dinobot sneered, giving Sky an excellent view of his sharp teeth.

To Sky's credit, she didn't shirk away. To the contrary, she maintained a neutral gaze, like a parent waiting for a sparklings temper tantrum to subside.

"My call is final, Dinobot."

The raptor bot ubuptly turned and stalked off toward Tarantulas (his goalie) and began a whispered conversation. Of all the Predacons, it was Tarantulas he was closest with. It wasn't a friendship, just a relationship one could talk slag about a bot from either faction without repercussions.

"Wazpinator take kick now?"

Sky nodded.

"Hey, Waspy, lemme take the kick," Terrorsaur put a hand on Waspinator's shoulder.

"Wazpinator want to take own kick!"

"Waspinator couldn't hit the broadside of an asteroid, much less kick a ball."

Waspinator stuck out his long yellow tongue, "PFFFFFT!"
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Rattrap: *Whispers to Cheetor* Ooh looks like some is gonna be sleeping in the hallway tonight.

Cheetor: Wha?

Rattrap: *sighs* Never mind.

Sky: Sorry Terrorsaur, but Waspyhas to take the kick. Rules are rules. Okay Waspy, you may make your kick now.

Waspy: Goody! *Kicks the ball*
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