The Intergalactic Highway

This issue it's...

*drum roll*

OPTIMUS PRIMAL!

Anything you've ever wanted to know about or hear from the Boss Monkey? This is your chance to ask him!

I've got a rather...embarrassing and frankly rather stupid question for him...

*To Optimus* ..........Can I have you?!

(God, I'm such a fangirl XD)

Dear Primal,

What's it like being the Predacon's favorite chew toy (well, at least- enemy chew toy)? I mean- Cyber bees, transwarp explosions, captive situations, and those nearly uncountable times of getting shot in the back and falling to the ground slowly while saying "Aaaaaaaaaaaah." (I can think of at least 5 times off the top of my head from your time in original mode alone).

Then there was that time Megatron nearly chomped your leg off, or the time he let you be the Aliens' guinea pig and listened happily to your screaming.

Just so much fun to have- how do you cope with it all?

What relly happened to you in that Episode 'Chain of Command'?

Dear Optimus,

Ok, I have two questions.

1. I noticed that you seemed to like bananas in the series. Was that because of the Beast mode? How else did the Beast Mode affect you?

2. I noticed that you and Cheetor have a father/son relationship during the war. We saw Cheetor's view on this, so what's yours?

Haystack

ok i have a question.

1. if you survived the crash on earth in a malfunctioning pod, could you survive in a broken pod on it's way to jupiter?

2.why do you sag WASPINATOR ALL THe TTIME!!! it's annoying seeing my favourite charachter being destroyed

Dear Optimus Primal,

WHY DOES HASBRO REUSE NAMES WAAAAAAAAH!

( Sorry, you can ignore this question. After two years of doing the Vector Prime column and getting variations of that question over and over again, I felt I had to pass it on. )

Oh I got one.

If Optimus Prime was fully awake in the Ark what would you say to him?

Dear Optimus,

Why did the Maximal High Council give Protoform X to you to dump?

Dear Optimus,

I love your "Well, that's just prime!" catchphrase! I use it all the time and I often have some characters in stories I write use it, as well! Tell me, though, which of your followers do you find the most annoying? Dinobot for his atttiude problem, Blackarachnia for similar things, Rattrap for his obnoxiousness or Depth Charge for his stubbornness? And who do you find most enjoyable of your Maximals? Rhinox for his loyalty and brains, Airazor for her father/daughter relationship with you, Tigatron for his many similarities to you, Silverbolt for his nobility or Cheetor, my favorite one on your team(hugs Cheetor, rubs his belly and cuddles him)for his niceness, cuteness and funny energy? Anyway, please tell me! And go Cheetor on the most liked part!(snuggles Cheetor again and gets licked by him, sorry, can't help it, I love that cat)

Oh yes, Optimus, I have another question for you. How do you feel about the phrase "TRUKK NOT MUNKEY!"? (Lol, sorry, I couldn't help it.)

Haystack

Dear Optimus,

What did it feel like going from being less than the tallest member of the Maximal crew, as Dinobot seemed the tallest, to being at least a good two times taller than the rest of the crew? Did you have any insecurities about being shorter than Dinobot originally, or any insecurities about being more of an Autobot/Maximal hybrid?

Dear Optimus,

Are you single?

A most interesting collection of questions, fellow posters.

SkyxDB wrote:
Dear Optimus,

Are you single?

LOL

You all are extremely creative, and I can't wait to see Mr. Primal's answers for you guys.

Here's my little questions,

Mr. OP,

Where you ever insanely jealous of Meg's debonair voice and personality? I know I would be. And do you have special technique for handling your crew, like bribery? Do you believe the rumor that Tarzan is a better gorilla than you? Have you ever wanted a lacky like Inferno? Finally, have you ever wanted to be the bad guy?

tor