The Intergalactic Highway

That sound slike an awesome dream to me Wonko. Welcome to the OP/BA fandom. I'll be honest, if something like ever happens in the show, I'll probably squeal like a fangirl.

SkyxDB wrote:That sound slike an awesome dream to me Wonko. Welcome to the OP/BA fandom. I'll be honest, if something like ever happens in the show, I'll probably squeal like a fangirl.

I would liek their kiss off-screen please.....I won't enjoy the idea of metal touching each other in a human like manner(lol)

I had a Beast Wars/Machines dream last night, and as usual it's really weird.

Optimus, Cheetor, and me as Blackarachnia were stowaways on this giant ship that looks like a hunk of cheddar cheese. Being BA, I was looking for Silverbolt. I found one of his feathers and took Cheetor with me to search around the ship. Unfortunately the ship is being driven by Aliens (probably Vok) who want to kill us. They attack Cheetor, almost kill him, and find out that I'm looking for Silverbolt.

I reported to Optimus. "They know about Silverbolt. And Cheetor had half his head blown off!"

Optimus--who looks like he does on Beast Machines--gets very serious. He says, "Then there's only one thing to do. It's risky."

I get a grim look on my face. "Some say it's TOO risky."

The dream ended before I could figure out what Optimus' plan was exactly. I wish I knew! I think it had something to do with playing dead or taking off Cheetor's head. Something equally wacky.

[quote="Sapphire"]The best Beast Wars dream I ever had was of the end of the world. I was in an underground bunker and above ground Earth was under attack by some evil force. I ran into a big room in the underground and saw Optimus, Rattrap and Dinobot sitting on barstools, drinking at a dingy bar and looking depressed. I said, "Guys, you have to help! There's a war going on outside and we need you!"

Optimus said, "What's the point? No one appreciates me anyway."
Rattrap burped and muttered something and Dinobot groaned "Booze," or something to that effect. It was a long time ago. quote]

I too have had a dream that shares some of the elements of this one.

Rattrap,Rhinox,and Cheetor are energon miners/construction workers. Rattrap(As usual ) has taken them to his favorite joint. Cheetor likes it,and is developing a taste for his drink,while attempting to flirt with the waitresses at the same time. The beverage is getting the best of him though,and Rattrap is struggling to keep his now drunk friend under controll,while also trying to flirt with the ladies. Rhinox is getting uncomfortable,because Dinobot,Scorpinock,Waspinator,and Rampage are eyeballing them from another table.

There's a skip here,I think that whole scene just melted away like wax into the next one,but I remeber Cheetor was hurling,and Rattrap and Rhinox were pumping him on the back,just as the Preds drew their weapons.

I remember the next scene too. There's a party at the Maximal base,and Dinobot is uncomfortable,because they're serving drinks that give a major shock to his system. He tries to avoid the party at all costs,claiming that it's stupid and childish and that the Predacons could attack them at any cycle. Rattrap drags him into it though. Dinobot drinks...

Throughout the rest of it,Dinobot is completely drunk and accidently ends up boosting the party. I can post the details if you want,but for now I'd rather keep it short.

Post the details, Razorclaw. Drunk Dinobot has got to be the funniest thing anyone could ever dream about. Much as I love him I enjoy him being ridiculously out of character.

Agreed. I wanna hear about drunk Dinobot too.

This is a very complicated dream. It has lots of details. Suprisingly,I remembered most of them. I swear I did not make this up.

I shall tell it in story form,because that's the easiest way for me.
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Note:I have no idea what the party they are throwing is for. In my dream,it had already been going on for a while,and they didn't drop any hints. I think it was to celebrate their victory or something.
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It was evening on Prehistoric Earth. All was quiet...execpt at the Maximal Base.

"Turn up the volume,will ya?"yelled Rattrap above the noise. Rhinox,who standing nearest to the computer counsil,obliged. The room was filled with sassy jazz as he stepped away to join his rodent friend at the drink table.

"Some party,eh?"Rattrap asked as he filled the Science Officer's glass with punch.

"Sure is. But what I can't figure out is why Dinobot hasn't joined us."

"Ol' Chopperface? Ha! Betcha he'd turn us down anyday!"

"I don't know...probably. Hmmm,wonder where he is now."

"Aw,probably sulkin' in his room. Listen if yer so worked up about it..."

"Naw,just wonder'n." Rhinox plodded off to join Airrazor and Tigertron in a debate about birds.

"Bbut..ah...wha...Oh fer bootin' up cold! I'll find him!"Rattrap stalked away,grumbling to himself.

Dinobot sat on his cot,thinking. He was slightly uncomfortable about the party. He had been debating about it all evening. At first,he had planned to go down for at least a few cycles,just to say he had been there,mostly to put Rattrap off in the morning if he asked where the former Predacon had been all evening. But why he had not gone down was because of the drinks they were serving. In his Predacon days,drinking and gambling had been common sources of entertainment for most of his team members. He himself had avoided gambling at all costs,but had enjoyed a tankard or so of various "nessasary" supplies that Terrorseeker(Terrorsaur)had insisted they bring along. However,it was common knowlage that certain brews were not compatible with all Cybertronians' systems.

Except for basic energon,water,and a few "weak" fluids,Dinobot could not safely drink anything that was kept aboard the Maximal base.
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That's all I have time for,for now. I can post more later.

Hey Peoplez!

Yo, RC (can I call ya dat Razorclaw?)! Dat soundz like a prudy darn cool story plot, even if was inspired by a dream. I like it, and I'm kinda sorta really intrigued why he doesnt gamble or drink brew. Dinobot drinkin is so0o0o0oo funny to me, and by da looks o it, alotta other ppl. I can't wait to here more about it!

Catch ya later,
tor

Hey,Tor! RC is just fine as far as I'm concerned. Rattrap calls me the same thing,so I'm not offended.
The story isn't inspired from my dream,it IS my dream. When I say I am telling it in "story form",it just means I dont say things like "In my dream",or"Then it just fades out of the bar,and the next thing you know,I'm being strangled by Rampage!" It also means that when I describe it,I can let my writing flow like a story.


Continuation of dream:
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A knock interupted his thoughts.

"Open up,ya slag spout'n sariaun!"

Dinobot groaned mentaly. A "visit" from Rattrap was the last thing he needed. Nevertheless,he got up to answer the door.

"What do you want,vermin?"

" 'Nuthin that you would be interested in,Dinobutt. But hey,someone's gotta keep an optic on our resident Predacon!"

"You disgust me,rodent. Pretend to have some wits and stay away from that rucus down the hall!"

"What? Ya mean the party? Yeah,I should have known. Always spoil'n someone else's fun cause ya don't have the gutts ta have any yerself. It would ruin yer image!"

"WHAT?!"

"Heh heh,you wouldn't dare step down there...now wouldja,Chopperface?"

"Idiot! Don't you know the Predacons are probably planning their next move? What good are a handful of drunken fools against Meagtron?"

"GRAPEFACE?! You actualy expect him ta make his move now? We slagged him back there! There's no WAY he's com'n back fer more!"

"What do you expect him to do? Knock on the front door and ask if he can join the celebration? How drunk are you?"

"Not enough to miss the fact yer standin' there shakin'. See ya 'round,Mighty Warrior!"

That did it. Dinobot was furious! He ran angrily down the hall,yelling chalanges and insults to Rattrap. He was so upset,that he didn't even care when he ran breathlessly right into the middle of the party floor.

"Good evening,Dinobot. I see you made it."Silverbolt greeted in a friendly tone.

Dinobot snarled back. Silverbolt carefully backed away.

"Where is the vermin?"he question Rhinox gruffly as he carefully filled a glass with punch.

"You mean Rattrap? I dunno. Haven't seen him for a while. Last I heard he was looking for you."

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Sorry I have to cut it short here! It has to do with how much time I have to post. I'll install more the next oppertunity I get.

Hey Peoplez!

GAH! Me, Tor, want more storytime! Me, Tor, want storytime NOW!! (okok, I'm done with Grimlock speech now.) *tingles with anticipation* o0o0o0o0o!!! DB in da his-house! aka he's at da party! Will he dance? Will he get super uber drunk? Or will he manage to stay sober through the whole party? Stay tuned to find out!

I can nono wait till da next chapter, or er section... You positive dis aint a story?

byebyez,
tor

I'm back! Heh heh,Tor(inator ). "Stay tunned to find out!"-I'm gonna have to remember that one!
Yes I'm positive it's not a story. It's a real dream I had!

Note:Every single Maximal except for Tigerhawk(Because of Tigertron and Airrazor) is there. That includes Blackarachnia,who as we know,officialy joined the Maximals AFTER Dinobot's death. Hey,it was a dream!

Note:Every drink at the party,including the punch,is the Cybertronian equivelant of alcoholic. The other Maximals do not know that Dinobot cannot "hold" their energon.

Note:Throughout the entire dream,everyone stays in robot mode,and Optimus Primal is in his first form.

Continuation of dream:
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"Glitchead!"Dinobot grumbled. He stalked off to find Rattrap,who at the time had been loading up on something from a tall bottle,while making faces at Blackarachnia.

"Hey,Chopperface! How's it goin'?"he greet as Dinobot approached him.

Dinobot took a step back. The rat positively reeked of energon.

"Why do you ask,fleabag?"

"Phaw!" was Rattrap's only answer as he waved the raptor off. Dinobot rolled his optics sarcasticly,and meandered off.

He stood off in a conner,collecting his thoughts. Uncontiously,he raised his punch glass to his lips,then stopped,remembering just in time. He stared at the liquid in the glass. It was a bright red and it fizzed constantly. It looked good,but Dinobot knew it could be deadly if he drank too much. He stared at,still undecided,when Rattrap suddenly staggered over to him. The shorter Maximal leaned against a nearby barrel.

"So are ya drinkin' it or not?"

Dinobot looked at the rat,then at the glass. With just a moment's hesatation,he downed its contents in one gulp. Almost instantly,a tingling sensation came over his entire body. He felt slightly giddy,but knew that this was the best point to stop. He walked,in a slightly crooked manner,over to a slot in the wall,to dispose of his cup.

"Lightweight!"

He was all the way across the room,but Dinobot heard the rodent say it. His temper burned again,and the drink in his system helped flair it slightly. Picking up a nearby tankard,he stormed over to where Rattrap was leaning,preparing to club the lieutenant with it. Just as he was raising it up,he paused. It would not be a good idea to stike the vermin now during the party. He could leave,but Rattrap would torment him to no end if he did. That ment that there was only one other way to solve the problem. Dinobot shuddered slightly as he selected a barrel,and filled the tankard with its contents. He drank.

It was on his fith tankard that he collapsed. The room was in a total uproar at this point,but Rattrap,drunk as he was,noticed the raptor fall. He reeled over and offered a shakey hand to the warrior. Dinobot was quite drunk too,and he awkwardly took the hand of the much smaller Maximal. Supprisingly,Rattrap hoisted his new companion to his feet with little trouble.
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Aaaaaaaah! I'm out of time! But I think I'll have time to post later today. This is where it starts to get really funny. They play games,dance,make speeches,and even hug each other! It's probably one of the best dreams I've ever had!

Oooh, want to here more details!

Continuation of dream:
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"Needa hand?" Rattrap giggled after he had helped Dinobot up. Dinobot did not answer,but instead spun in a giddy little circle on the ball of one foot,causing Rattrap to go twirling as well. Supprisingly, the two came out on their feet - right in the middle of a game of tag. Airrazor was IT,and she chased her two new playmates around the room. Tigertron diverted her,only to crash into Silverbolt,who accidently splattered Blackarachnia with punch. Rattrap vaulted over the sterio system to avoid getting caught,and landed in the dj chair. Airrazor tackled Dinobot and proclaimed him IT,before skipping craizily off to "Base" which apparently appeared to be Optimus. Dinobot jumped over the sterio,onto the chair where Rattrap was sitting,gave the chair a wild spin,and leaped off again to chase Silverbolt. Rattrap spun and spun until he went flying and landed in Blackarachnia's arms.

"Hiya,Spidy!"

"Arrrrrrgh!"

"You really don't have much luck with women,do you?" Dinobot remarked as he rejoined his companion.

"Luck? Ha! You just watch...I'll have her drooling all over us before ya know it!"

"Think so?"

"Hey,hey,ya stick with me,and we'll be unbeatable!"

The two staggered off,conversing in low tones. Optimus,who was still trying to convince a drunk Airrazor that he was NOT "Base", commented to Rhinox that he saw,"Two bots who will most likely be due for a long time in the CR Chamber."
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Slag! Out of time! Hopefully I'll have more time tomorow!

^ If you ever dreamed up a sequal to this you could call it "Dinobot's Hangover".

Haystack

Continuation of dream:
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"Wheeeeee!" Rattrap cried as Dinobot swung him around in a circle.
The pair crashed dizily to the floor,Rattrap on top of Dinobot.

"What are you doing?"Blackarachnia asked sarcasticly as she peered down at them. Rattrap stared at her,then suddenly bounded to his feet and grabbed her by the hand. Before she quite knew what was happening,Blackarachnia found herself whirling around in circles,guided by her short,yet nimble dance partner. Dinobot watched,bobbing his head in time with the music,muttering,"Very good,very good,"over and over to himself.

"Errrgh! Put-uuuh-me-eaaah-DOWN! Silverbolt! HEEELP!" Blackarachnia screamed as she was walzted from one end of the room to the other.

"Unhand her,Rodent!"

"Make me,*Hic*,Bird-dog!"

At that moment,Dinobot tackled Silverbolt. The pair rolled over and over on the floor,cuffing,scratching,and bitting. Dinobot threw his opponent into the sterio,and staggered off. Pushing Rattrap away at last,Blackarachnia rushed to Silverbolt. Rattrap stared at Dinobot for a moment,then clambered to the top of the tallest table.
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We're nearing the end of it now. It should take me one or two posts,tops,to finish telling you this dream.

By the way,I know this is off topic,but I posted my first fanfic in the Console,so please check it out!