*pokes head in, finds it suitable and plops down in a chair*

Unread post by **Nurann** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:04 am

JOSHIN!!!! HI!!!

Glad to see you back after all this time

Joshin Yasha · Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:07 am

NURANN! *GLOMPS* MISSED YOU!!!!!!

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:23 am

Joshin!

Well thanks for asking, I do, but... *shudders* they're coined as works in progresses at da mo'. I hope to see ya round!

dt

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:25 am

^_^ Glad to see some glomping around here... JUST DON'T DO ME! I'm not exactly the most 'huggable' of Maximals.

Joshin,I fear we have never met,as I joined last October. But I've been lurking around the site for three years now(As a non-member),so it's nice to see some familiar faces coming back to the board.

Joshin Yasha · Unread post by **Joshin Yasha** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:47 am

Hahha, of course. And you'll learn pretty soon that I'm probably one of (if not the most, imho) the biggest Rampage/Depth Charge fans to grace this site

Unread post by **Sapphire** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:57 pm

Hey Joshin! Nice to see you back. I have missed seeing you around the forums. It's true, I'm not online much these days as I am generally too busy, but you will have more like seeing me on MSN than AIM - the latter I have not been on in ages.

Joshin Yasha · Unread post by **Joshin Yasha** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:25 pm

*tacklehugs Sapph and glomps her to her heart's content* I MISSED YOU THIIIIIISSSS MUCH! *huggles* You should be getting an e-mail from me within the next week with a massive update on older fics and hopefully a couple new chapters

Unread post by **Razor One** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:13 am

Welcome Back Joshin!

That icky thing called "Life" took hold of Sapph and stoelsed her away from ussss!

I made sure I had no life for life to steal. I sold my soul, my intellect, my life and my very existence to World of Warcraft!!! Muahahahaha! For after all, How do you kill, that which has no life?

Ahem, yes, so anyway. Take a gander at the RP forums! They're Thataway! ----------> They still have that new forum smell! And that new forum shine! And it seems to have escaped the worst vagaries of the nuclear pillow fallout that has driven me, amongst others, totally insane since it's detonation.

Now if you dont mind, I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

**flies out of forum like batman**

**hits pavement**

**drags self painfully away**

Joshin Yasha · Unread post by **Joshin Yasha** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:12 pm

lol Thanks Razor, for the welcomes and the music. On the other side, I see you've had your soul stolen by the evil of that which is World of Warcraft!

Rakshash · Unread post by **Rakshash** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:11 am

^ Lol at....everything.

Welcome back, Joshin.

Jagna · Unread post by **Jagna** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:39 am

Why yes, Joshin, I have done a series. it's over at the console.

Razor! I challenge you!
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!

Unread post by **Razor One** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:27 am

Jagna wrote:Why yes, Joshin, I have done a series. it's over at the console.

Razor! I challenge you!
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!

A Challenge! Eeek! POLICE! HALP!

When a felon's not engaged in his employment
Or maturing his felonious little plan
His capacity for innocent enjoyment
Is just as great as any honest man
Our feelings we with difficulty smother
When constabulary duties to be done
Taking one consideration with another
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
When constabulary duties to be done, to be done
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
When the enterprising burglar's not a-burgling
When the cutthroat isn't occupied in crime
He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling
And listen to the merry village chime
When the coster's finished jumping on his mother
He loves to lie a-basking in the sun
Taking one consideration with another
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
When constabulary duties to be done, to be done
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
When the drunkard shows no sign of where the drink went
He nobly bids all alchohol farewell
When the juvenile delinquent to the clink went
He hung his mother's picture in his cell
When the cardshark's finished wiping out his brother
He buys a rattle for his little son
Taking one consideration with another
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
When constabulary duties to be done, to be done
A policeman's lot is not a happy one!

Well that was depressing, I guess we shou- **dramatic music**

Halt Razor One! I am your alter ego!

Eeek! What are you doing here?!

I have come, to sing, Sing, SIIIIIIING!

A rollicking band of pirates we,
Who, tired of tossing on the sea,
Are trying their hand at a burglaree,
With weapons grim and gory.

Hush, hush! I hear them on the manor poaching,
With stealthy step the pirates are approaching.

We are not coming for plate or gold –
A story General Stanley’s told –
We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For General Stanley’s story.

They seek a penalty

Fifty-fold!
We seek a penalty

Fifty-fold!

They/We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For General Stanley’s story.

They come in force, with stealthy stride,
Our obvious course is now – to hide!

**hides**

Coward!

Joshin Yasha · Unread post by **Joshin Yasha** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:07 am

I am still horribly entertained! lol Oh, and on a side note -- Almost finished with edits! Yay!!!

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:08 pm

Teeehheeee!!

*rolls on floor crying tears of laughter* Razor, maybe you should direct a movie about that!

You gots some notrious bellylaughs there. *wipes away tears* Oh gosh, I gotta go sober up now.

dt
ps sober from laughter, not achol ppl

Sinead · Unread post by **Sinead** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:46 pm

Welcome back, Joshin! How are ya doin'?