The Intergalactic Highway

Oh I just thought of another Red vs Blue moment I love, that think it would make a hilarious comic.

Rattrap: This is so dumb! I'm not doing this!

Dinobot: New flash! You don't have a choice. You're the one who picked up the sword and locked it to yourself.

Rattrap: I know and I'm so used to picking up things and not letting them get attached.

(Few moments of silence)

Rattrap: I'm talking about women.

Dinobot: I know. Yes I got it.

Airazor: Don't worry, Rattrap, we're not sending you alone.

Rattrap: You coming with me Bird Lady.

Airazor: Me? Slag no! This is the first thing you wimps have done that actually sounds dangerous.

Rattrap: Well I'm not goin' with Dinobutt.

Dinobot: You're in luck then, because I'm not going either.

Rattrap: What?! Then who?

(Everyone looks at Cheeyor)

Rattrap: No slaggin' way! I'm not going with him!

Cheetor: Oh Oh I hope we meet a celrical on the way. Because none of us know how to heal.

Alien: Blarg Blarg

Andy the bomb: He says he's a healer.

Cheetor: Oh good.

Andy: Not really. They eat thier wounded. He He

Cheetor: Just like chiropractiers.

Rattrap: This a joke right? You're sending Cheetor?! What the frag is wrong with you?!

Dinobot: What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Cheetor and I took it. There's nothing wrong with me.

Cheetor: Okay so, Rattrap is a fighter. The alien is the healer, and I am the powerful....and intelligent wizard, Morph-u-max.

Andy: What does that make me?

Cheetor: You're the good looking and stealthy archer.

Andy: A bow and arrow?! I don't have any arms you moron!

Cheetor: That's what make you so stealthy. This is going to be the best party ever. ^__^

Rattrap: I'm gonna (bleep)ing die... -__-

You guys are awesome! I love Red vs Blue, and adding BW to it only makes it cooler. XD

If I had the time, I could definitely get into drawing those. Or maybe someone else can draw them and I'll color them. Either way I think it would rock hard.

Yeah, It's something some I've been thinking about drawing.

Yeah, It's something some I've been thinking about drawing.

You should! It would be great.

Heh heh,I can just see that... These would make such great strips!
This just gave me a brand new idea.

Title:Rules and Regulations
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Rhinox is busy nailing something to a wall. Cheetor comes walking by,and stops to talk.

Cheetor:Hey,Rhinox! Whatcha doin'?

Rhinox:Putting up a new set of gaming rules that "someone" left on the main computer console last night.

Cheetor:New gaming rules? But,but we've never had any rules for gaming...except after the disco incident...

Rhinox:Well,we do now. Have a read.

Rhinox steps down from the box he is standing on so Cheetor can see.



Rules:
1.Don't let Skorponok or Megatron be party leader

2.Rattrap must not be on the same team as a femme-bot

3.If you are using someones elses gaming console and/or room,be respectful

4.Cheetor,Inferno,and Waspinator are only alowed three cans of sugared energon each

5.Don't let Rhinox use the Wii

6.Don't let Inferno play Guitar Hero;We all know what happend the last time...

7.The game is not prioraty over a mission

8.Don't let Jak and Una play Spore;It gives them ideas...

9.Quickstrike is limited to two games of Halo

10.When you are done playing...TURN THE SET OFF,YOU POWER-HOGGING MORONS!!!!


Cheetor:Wow. Those are some intense regulations...Wonder who wrote them.

Rhinox:We'll never know.


As the pair walk away,we move behind a box,only to see Dinobot grinning slyly as he watches them leave.

LOL that is awesome. XD

I also have another Red vs Blue related to the playing Halo thing, but I don't thinkit's as funny veto one.

This would be after Megatron, Inferno, Terrorsaur, Waspinator, Dinobot, Rattrap, Cheetor, and Airazor finished playing a game of Halo.

Terrorsaur: What the slag was that?

Inferno: That was the weirdest match I ever played.

Dinobot: That sucked slag, I got team killed in the first 10 klicks.

Cheetor: Sorry, that was my fault. Rattrap wouldn't stop screaming into the mic.

Rattrap: Bow Chika Wow Wow!

Dinobot: Shut up Vermin!

Cheetor: See.

Rattrap: Bow Chika Wow Wow!

Dinobot: That's it, I'm muting him.

Megatron: Let's play another.

Waspinator: Wazzpinator not wearing that armor again. -_-

Megatron: Same teams?

Dinobot: Yeah, same teams, new map.

Everyone: New map!

Heh heh,Rattrap is pervy as always. I like "Halo and Veto" best,but this is still pretty funny. Nice job!

Okay, I think it's still safe to post here. But Razor, since you don't like Scorponok. Here's a Red vs Blue moment that can be used to pick on Scorponok.

Scorponok: I'm telling you it was here! It drove by while you were talking! You had your back turn and it went zoom right behind you!

Waspinator: Yeah, and it sounded like (Attemps to make tank noises and fails epicly at it)

Scorponok: That's not the important part of the story Waspinator!

Megatraon: Sure I believe you Scorponok. You saw a tank that magicaly appeared and just as quickly disappered and you're the only one who can see it. Just like signs of Waspinator's heterosexuality.

Scorponok: No I'm not. Waspinator saw it.

Waspinator: Yeah

Megatron: Waspinator's inpreseniable. He'd agreed with anything you said.

Waspinator: Yeah.

Megatron: He would eat dirt if you told him it tasted like chocolate.

Waspinator: That'zz not true!

Megatron: So is that where you draw the line?

Waspinator: No Wazzpinator mean, it'zz not true that dirt tazzte like chocolate? Right? Zzeriozzly right?

Scorponok: Well Terrorsaur saw it too. We all saw it.

Terrorsaur: I don't know what you're talking about? I didn't see a thing.

Scorponok: What?!

Terrorsaur: Tank you say? I have no idea what you're talking about. I was too busy listening to our leader, Megatron.

Scorponok: Oh really? What did he say?

Terrosaur: Something insirping about beating the Maximals, or the base or the Golden Disk or something. I'm sure he mentioned victory somewhere. I was getting a little emotional at the end.

Megatron: See Scorponok, some soilders know how to pay attention.

Terrorsaur: Wow, that might be first time you actually complimented-

Megatron: Shut up you traitorous turkey!

Scorponok: Terrorsaur, you just all told us 2 cycles ago that you saw it.

Terrorsaur: I know, but it's a lot more fun this way.

Later...

Megatron: Terrorsaur, I wanna share something with you and you can't let Scorponok know.

Terrorsaur: Whatever

Megatron: I think Scorponok has gone mad.

Scorponok:(From a distance on the comlink) Megatron I'm not crazy! I really saw a tank!

Megatron: And has developed some telepathic powers. Clear your mind Terrorsaur he can read your thoughts.

Scorponok: No, you guys just left your mics on again. I told you not to that. It waste the batteries and guess who recharges them.

Megatron: Clearly he's trying to sabotage us. Terrorsaur, you're my number 2 now.

Terrorsaur: Does that mean more work?

Megatron: Of course. You have to take over Scorponok's duties along with the duties I normally entrust you with.

Terrorsaur: So just Scorponok's dties then?

Megatron: Right. Terrorsaur estalish a perimeter.

Terrorsaur: What?

Megatron: Make a border around us and make sure no enemies cross it.

Terrorsaur: That sounds too much work. Can I just go back to being number 3?

Megatron: Number 3? What do you mean number 3?

Terrorsaur: Oh right, Waspinator. Can I go back to being number 4?

Megatron: That's Tarantulas.

Terrorsaur: I'll be number 5. I don't care.

Megatron: I don't know, Dinobot has skills with a sword.

Terrorsaur: But he's with the enemy.

Megatron: I'm not real paticural. Now get to work on that perimeter!

Scorponok: I really think we should be looking for that tank.

Megatron: No Scorponok-

Terrorsaur: (Draws a circle on the ground around Megatron)

Megatron: Terrorsaur, what are you doing?

Terrorsaur: I'm secrucing your perimeter, and now I'm gonna go secure some energon. I have a diet to keep up.

Megatron: Honeymoon's over! You're back down to number 7!

Terrorsaur: Oh yeah well I saw the tank too!

Later...

Megatron: Alright since Scorponk has been demoted for reasons of dementa.

Scorponok: (From far away) The tanks was real!

Megatron: He's been ordered by the judge to stand 200 yards away-

Scorponok: That wasn't a real judge! That was Waspinator in a powdered wig!

Waspinator: Overruled! Zzhame on you!

Megatron: So I will be holding auditions for the postion of 2nd in command. Scorponok is disqualiflied because of his insanity and Terrorsaur is inelligiable.

Terrorsaur: *sigh*

Waspinator: That means Wazzpinator getzz the job, because Wazzpinator is unapposed. It'zz alzzo how Wazzpinator got voted most likely to be fabulouzz in high zzchool.

Megatron: Actually I found soem canidates to compete against you Waspinator. A wrench used by Tarantulas and a skull of unknown origins. Some dirt and rocks entered the perliminaries, but they didn't make it the semi-finals. Lazy bums.

Waspinator: Yezz! Wrench-bot and Skull-bot are going down!

Scorponok: I can't believe this! My life was going exactly as planned! I was 2nd in command. I had a commanding officer that cared about me. I had the respect of my peers. That was the dream! How did all go so wrong!? How?! Maybe that stupid tank was a figment of my imagination.

Tank: (From behind Scorponok) I don't think so.

Scorponok: Shut up! You ruined my life!

Lolz!

*clears throat* Am I supposed to see dis?

However, I found it extremely entertaining! GREAT job. And I mean dat.

-Dinotor

Waspinator as second in command? We're all gonna DIE!!!!

LOL Well as far as I know, him and the skull are tied in the competition. XD

Oh and here's another Red vs. Blue bit I love and this would be what the Maximals are doing meanwhile, and sorry due to the roles assigned this kind of picks on Dinobot.

Rattrap: (Tells a dirty joke)

Airazor: That's disgusting!

Cheetor: I don't get it.

Dinobot: (Appears as a ghost) What the slag was that?

Cheetor: Hey Dinobot

Rattrap: Hey

Airazor: Huh?

Dinobot: Isn't anyone going to ask me, "What happened to your body Dinobot?"

Airazor and Rattrap: (In a not really caring tone) What happened to your body Dinobot?

Cheetor: What happened to somebody Dinobot?

Dinobot: No idea. All I know was that I was talking to Gary-

Airazor: The bomb?

Dinobot: No that's Andy. Gary is the computer.

Airazor: I don't even know your names half the time.

Cheetor: I know my name! You can ask me if you forget.

Dinobot: Hey can we focus on me?

Cheetor: He's Dinobot.

Dinobot: Thank you Cheetor. She knows.

Cheetor: He is the mean one.

Dinobot: Thank you Cheetor

Cheetor: See? He is mad. Now he's just stare at me until I stop talking.

Dinobot: *Giving Cheetor a death glare*

Cheetor: Ane when he thinks I am done talking, he will start talking again.

Dinoobot: So, I was talking to Gary-

Cheetor: Told ya so!

Dinobot: PRIMUS SLAGGIT!

Cheetor: Classic Dinobot

Rattrap: I wonder if a ghost can have an anuresism?

Dinobot: Any I was talking to Gary about the Great Destoryer, who at time we was Airazor.

Flashback

Gary: The Great Destoryer is near! The Great Destroyer is near!

Flashback Dinobot: Gary stop! If Airazor isn't the destoryer from the procohecy, then who is?

DB's ghost: And that's when I turned around and I saw-

Cheetor: (Appears in the flashback) Saw what? Saw Tarantulas?

Flashback DB: What the- Cheetor get out of the story! No it wasn't Tarantulas.

Cheetor: What was it?

Flashback DB: Stop interupting and I'll tell you.

Cheetor: A helicopter?

Rattrap: (Appears in flashback) Yeah Spots, shut up.

Flashback DB: Rattrap, you're interupting now too. Everybody just get out of here.

Rattrap: Hey, I'm just trying to punch up the story a little. Check this out. (Tries to do an impression of Airazor) Hi everybody, is it hot in here or it is just me? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor?

End Flashback

Rattrap: Bow Chika-

Airazor: (Points gun at Rattrap)

Rattrap: Woah, woah! Story's over.

Airazor: You're a pig.

Rattrap: I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.

Airazor:(To DB's ghost) So tell us, what did you see?

Dinobot: I turned around and I saw a really big thing.

Airazor: That's your story? You saw a big thing?

Dinobot: all I know is that it was slimy and it had lots of teeth.

Airazor: How did you fight it off?

Dinobot: Fight it off? Does it look like I fought it off. I just got out of there.

Airazor: You're saying that you left your body behind?

Dinobot: I had too. That body was just dead weight.

Cheetor: I know the feeling.

Dinobot: What's that suppose to mean?

Rattrap: HA HA Some slimy monster scared the slag out of Dinobutt!

Airazor: It didn't scare the slag out of him. It scared the soul out of him.

Rattrap: Oh it's Dinobot. What's the difference? His soul is made out of slag. Stupid slag for soul.

Dinobot: For I know that thing's probably chewing on my body right now.

Airazor: Well, then let's go get this big thing of yours.

Rattrap: Bow Chika Wow Wow!

Airazor: Shut up

Dinobot: Shut up Vermin

Rattrap: Somebody call for a plumber? Bow Chika Wow Wow!

Dinobot: Shut up Vermin!

Rattrap: I came to lay down some pipe. Bow Chika Wow Wow!

Dinobot: Vermin!

Rattrap: So I hear you got sisters Bow Chika who are twins Wow Wow

Dinobot: Shut up

Rattrap: Hey are you a model or famous actress? Bow Chika Wow Wow!

Dinobot: Shut up!

Ratrap: Bow Chika Wow Wow Bow Chika Wow Wow!

Dinobot: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

I'll have to type the rest later.

Please do! I love the way this is going! Heh heh,this really should be a mini comic series.

Okay here's the next part.

Later when they go to look for the creature and Dinobot's body....

Dinobot: (To Rattrap) Why didn't you bring that glowing thing?

Rattrap: No way! I'd rather a gun.

Dinobot: But I got a gun.

Rattrap: What are you gonna do? Shoot it with ghost bullets?

Dinobot: Good point.

Rattrap: I'm Casper the Friendly Bullet.

Airazor: Hey you see anything?

Rattrap: Nope

Dinobot: Andy was here when I was attacked. Maybe he knows something. Hey Andy!

Andy: Hey looks who's back! It's the bone head!

Dinobot: Hey, up yours.

Andy: Back for another beating? It must be buttkick o'clock.

Dinobot: Have you seen the big alien thing that attacked me?

Andy: Last time I saw him, he was half way up your aft.

Airazor: Is this bomb giving you a hard time?

Andy: I see you bought a girl with you. What are you gonna do? Have a crying contest?

Dinobot: Hey look! There's my body over there.

Then the alien appears.

Rattrap: There it is!

Dinobot: Run!

Airazor: Oh slag!

(They all start running away)

Rattrap: We all gonna die! We'll gonna die! Run! Women and children last!

Andy: *laughing*

Rattrap: Run! Run! Run!

Cheetor: Did we win?

Rattrap: Yeah Spots we won! This out victory lap!

Andy: Hey come back here! I think you're tiring him out!

Sometime later...

Dinobot: I can not stand the idea of body laying in there.

Andy: You never looked better.

Dinobot: Shut up Andy! I could have taken that alien out if I had hit him a few more time.

Rattrap: A gew more times? How about one time?

Dinobot: I think I landed at least 2 or 3 shots.

Rattrap: Yeah right.

Airazor: You didn't hit anything but the wall.

Dinobot: How would you know? You were running straight backwards.

Airazor: This is a long range weapon. I need distance to use it effectively.

Rattrap: Where's you plan on shooting him from? The moon? You'd have to mail him the bullets.

Airazor: You know what? I work better alone. You ladies stay here and I'll be back in 2 cycles with that thing head on a platter. (Goes to fight alien)

Rattrap: Does it bother you that the only take charge guy on our team is a girl?

Dinobot: No. As long as I get my body back, I don't care if I'm a hero.

Rattrap: You're kind of far from being a hero Chopperface. Wouldn't it be betetr to say, I don't care if I'm a partipent or a bystander.

Dinobot: Shut up.

Cheetor: Or a decoy.

Dinobot: Cheetor, don't help him.

Rattrap: So you think Bird Lady can take that alien?

Airazor: (Appears as a ghost) Oh slag...

Dinobot: Nope.

Later...

Rattrap: Maybe we should have Cheetor try talking to it? Start with some common ground, like how you both killed Chopperface.

Cheetor: Good times.

Dinobot: I kind like that idea.

Airazor: You do?

Dinobot: Well think about it. While out ambassider here is being eaten and/or digested by the aliens, you and I get our bodies back.

Cheetor: I would make a great asbindestor, because I am very shy.

Rattrap: Get away from me you freak!

Dinobot: Or if that's too hard to say, you can just say bait.

Later...

Airazor: There's my body.

Dinobot: *chuckles* Well you didn't get very far.

Airazor: I wonder if I killed a ghost, would it come back as the ghost of a ghost?

Dinobot: Okay, shutting up now.

With Cheetor...

Cheetor: hey Andy, have you seen that big, slimy alien like thing. It looks just like the shadow on the ground nect to you. Oh...

To be continued....

Okay continuing from where I left off.

Sometime later...

Cheetor: I think we should call him Crunchbite.

Andy: That a stupid name!

Cheetor: Well I think it's better than your suggestion of-

Dinobot: (Shows up after getting back in his body) Cheetor who are you talking- (Sees the alien) Holy Primus!

Cheetor: Wait! He is my friend. He's not going to eat anyone.

Andy: Yeah, he think you guys stink too much to eat.

Airazor: (Back in her body as well) He thinks we stink? It smells like some set a fish on fire.

Alien: Blarg

Dinobot: Cheetor are you sure about this thing?

Cheetor: Absolutely. He has not tried to bite me at all.

Alien: Blarg

Cheetor: Since he bit me the first time.

Andy: Yeah, that was hilarious!

Cheetor: I think I might need a tetnis shot.

Alien: Blarg Blarg Honk Blarg

Dinobot: That thing's breathe smells like infected cheese on a hot plate.

Alien: Blarg!

Andy: I don't think he liked that.

Rattrap: What's that smell? It smells like old yogurt.

Alien: Blarg Blarg

Rattrap: Did you eat and throw up a can of trash?

Cheetor: That's exactly what he said. Right before he bit me.

Airazor: You can understand this thing?

Alien: Blarg Blarg Honk Blarg Blarg

Dinobot: Wait, I think I'm picking up a pattern. I think Blarg comes after Honk or vise versa.

Alien: Blarg

Cheetor: I think Blarg means either meat or apples. Guys, Apples must be the name of his cat. Is Apples stuck in a tree? I will calll the fire department.

Alien: Blarg Blarg Honk Blarg Honk

Dinobot: Mr. Hug Alien, can you understand what we are saying?

Alien: Blarg

Dinobot: I can't tell if that means yes or no.

Cheetor: Totally blows away your vica versa theory. Sorry.

Alien: Blarg Blarg

Rattrap: You guys are retarded. You're not gonna figure out alien language by experimentation. Give it up.

Dinobot: You don't know that.

Alien: Blarg

Rattrap: You don't even know how they talk. They could communicate telepathicly or via smells.

Alien: Blarg

Dinobot: If it's via smells then you should be flunent in the language already.

Alien: Blarg Blarg

Dinobot: Shut up. You're not helping.

Cheetor: Wait, I think Rattrap might be right. I think they can speak telepathicly. I just heard a voice in my head.

Dinobot: What did it say?

Cheetor: He said Blarg Blarg Blarg Honk.

Dinobot: it wasn't in your head Cheetor. He just said that. You're just so dumb that you're a few seconds behind the rest of us. By the time your core processor figured out what's it heard, it feels like it's already happened.

Cheetor: (Silent for about a mintue) That's not true.

And the war esculates...