Beast Wars Christmas Carols Of 2008!

Demon Man · Unread post by **Demon Man** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:43 pm

Yes, Tor! You can have your thank you back. And hilarious song of yours, by the way. Well written. Pardon me for not answering sooner, but I was at work during the day.

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:37 am

Appologies! I acutaly wrote a post to tell you that I loved both the song and the insult.

This post also contained the first few verses and actions of "The Twelve Pains of Christmas". But for some reason,when I finished writing it,and went to post it,the computer deleated it,and logged me off!

Soooo,I shall be posting it MUCH later then I intended.

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:22 pm

Its cool

RC, deres no rush. Hey cool submissions for da argument threads!

-Dinotor

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:55 pm

Yeah, I've had that happened to me before. So here's some advice, when typing long post, after you finish typing it, highlight it and copy it. So if the computer deletes and you have to log back in to post, you can just simply paste instead of having to retype the whole thing.

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:02 pm

I shall keep that in mind...for I use the same technique when writing stories here.

The Twelve Pains of Christmas
(Beast Wars style,yesssss)

(Airrazor,Tigertron,Silverbolt,Megatron,and Rampage are all standing in an unidentifiable clearing,conveniantly equipped with carol books. They are reffered to as "Everyone")

Everyone:"The first thing at Christmas that is a pain to me,is finding a Christmas tree."

(Inferno,Quickstrike,and Waspinator are seen walking through a pine forrest,looking at trees)

Everyone:The second thing at Christmas that is a pain to me:"

(Dinobot is seen outside the Axalaon,grappling with a long string of Christmas lights)

Dinobot:"Rigging up the lights!"

Everyone:"And finding a Christmas tree."

(The three Preds are now comparring sizes and shapes of the trees)

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:14 pm

heheheh

Me-sa wna hear more!

Has anyone read 'Ill make a man outta you' its the song from mulan but its sung by Megsie to the Preds

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:53 pm

No I've never read that.

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:09 pm

I must watch that video again. I'm starting to forget the order of things! Now is it hangovers next,then Christmas cards? >.<

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:26 am

Aaaah! It took me forever to get a moment to watch that video!

Everyone:"The third thing at Christmas that is a pain to me,"

(Rattrap is seen sitting on a stump not too far from where Dinobot is attempting to rig the lights. Next to Rattrap is a pack of something that resembles an alcholic beverage.)

Rattrap:"Hangovers!"

Dinobot:"Rigging up the lights!"

Everyone:"And finding a Christmas tree."

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:03 pm

Everyone:"The fourth thing at Christmas that is a pain to me,"

(Skorponok is in his quarters aboard the Darkside,sorting and signing cards.)

Skorponok:"Sending Christmas cards."

Rattrap:"Hangovers."

Dinobot:"Rigging up these lights!"

Everyone:"And finding a Christmas tree."

(Waspinator's "tounge" is stuck to a tree,and his companions are attemptind to pull him free. They all fall backwards into a pile of snow.)

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:25 pm

I think it's high time I add a bit more of "Twas the Night Before Christmas".

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ship, not a creature was stirring. Not even a Dick.

Richard pops out from behind a corner, waving a flaming fist.

Richard:” I resent that!”

*Ahem*

Cheetor and Rattrap were busy, you see, for tonight was the night for excitement and glee.

Rattrap and Cheetor are hanging up stockings in the control room while this is being said.

Rattrap:”Any idea what’s he’s talkin’ about?”

Cheetor:” Nuh uh.”

*Silence! I’m trying to compose!*

Now the stockings were hung, now the base was all trim. And the bright Christmas lights had been set to a dim.
But the Maximals’ plans were about to unfold, a little bit different than they had foretold, for you see, I had made a fine plan of my own, as I sat, singing carols, in our base, on my throne.
And I said to my lackeys,”Come, now is the hour. While the Maximals sleep, we must scuttle and scour, for the things in their base we can break and can blast. This year shall not be a nice ‘Merry Christmas’ !”
But, I was wrong about that holy night. For you see, in that time, we had many a plight. And many strange things simply fell into place. Things that we never dreamed of, like people from space.