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Continue This Cheetor/Depth Charge argument your way...

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Hey, hey! I'm gonna treat you guys to yet another argument as an early Christmas gift! Okay, so this third one is based around Cheetor and Depth Charge, with one major difference...Cheetor is in his original form even though this is the third season. Anyway, the two are alone in one room of the Ark and have both had a frustrating day, and naturally, this is going to lead to them getting into an argument. So I'm gonna begin this argument of mine and then whoever wishes to may keep it going any which way the one(s) doing it can think of or desire to! So, let's get this cat and fish show on the road, eh?(The road to hell, since I'm a demon! :twisted: JUST KIDDING! :lol:)Anyhow, here's how it's going to unfold itself here an' now.

Cheetor(walks into the area of the Ark Depth Charge is going into)Man, what a day.

Depth Charge(who's just finished entering and sees Cheetor)Oh, hello, puss-puss. Had a hard day, have we? Well, newsflash. SO HAVE I!

Cheetor: Hey, what the slag are you talking to me like I'm a cub for?

Depth Charge: For one thing, there's no way you coulda had as bad a day as I did, however slagging hard it may have been. I'll have you know I was within an eyelash of finally killing X, but Megatron has to shoot me from behind at the last moment and he gets away clean while I take long to recover and can't chase Megatron, who runs off. It takes me at least a cycle to get back here.

Cheetor: Wow, you are never going to stop obsessing about Rampage, are you? Is that your sole purpose in life? Killing Rampage and nothing else, not even helping us Maximals?

Depth Charge: Of course it is, you hyperactive little twit! Oh, sure, you have all your pals caring for you, thinking you're wonderful, loving your childish little antics. Guess what? They, even Blackarachnia, can endure your immaturity. They have that tolerance. I don't. And don't think your cute act is gonna faze me. Maybe you should learn not to say you've had a slaggy day until you learn what a slaggy day really is, eh, kid?

Cheetor: Okay, listen! I don't like the thought of attacking a comrade, fish face, but you're really pushing it! And in case you've forgotten, cats EAT fish!

Depth Charge: If you call me fish face again, I will pluck off every one of your spots and put them back on...in improper, unfitting areas!

Cheetor: You threatening me, slag face?

Depth Charge: Why shouldn't I? With a few exceptions, far between ones, I might add, all you've done is get in the way and piss us all off, me in particular! And Primus have mercy on your soul if you ever get in the way of me and my crusade against X, which luckily you haven't yet!

Cheetor: You're asking for it, you know that, you obnoxious jerk? And evne if I am rather wet behind the ears, that's better than being wet all over and smelling like rotten fish even in robot mode and transmetal form! You'd think with all the time you spend in the water, smells like that wouldn't exist! Guess you just stink naturally...BOTH WAYS!

Depth Charge: Okay, cat, THAT SLAGGING DOES IT! You have not only made me wish I never saved your skid, but you have just earned a thrashing like no other from me! When I'm done with you, you'll really be counting your lucky stars that you aren't X more than ever slagging before.

Cheetor: Bring it, boaster gills! See what happens when a fish tries a cat!

Okay, now let's have your ideas on how this Cat/Fish fight ensues and in what way they continue to use their words!
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Hehehe!

Anotha One!!! DC (one of my favies) and Cheets. Hmmm dis is a difficult one to write but I suppose.

DC: (growls) I'll try hard NOT to enjoy this.....

Cheets: (Crouches)

(Optimus [just cuz I hate doin fight scenes] walks in)

OP: Stop it, both of you!

Cheets: (mutters) Whatever.

OP: (walks away again)

DC: You're gonna let HIM stop you, PUSSY cat?

Cheets: He's our LEADER, fishface (trying to ignore him)

DC: Typical. You're just a drone.

Cheets: YOU sound like Inferno.

DC: Even HE's got more guts than YOU.

Cheets: (staring) Inferno? More gutsy than me? Who am I?

DC: (looks carelessly at Cheets) A dumb cat?

Cheets: (Makes a face) I'm Cheetor, the bravest cat EVER. Slag, I should've been a lion.

DC: You're not brave, kid. You're a scaredy cat.

Cheets: (thinks) I kinda think now is the time in the script where I do something incredibley stupid to prove myself and end up screwing everything up and some responsible adult shall have to rescue me.

DC:....... yeah kid. Lets go with that....
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LOL BRILLIANT, TOR!


LOVE IT!
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Ok,let the stupid act of childishness begin:

Cheetor:(out loud now) So you think you've won,huh? Well,we'll just see. I'm gonna go out and get the biggest,baddest Pred I can find,and when I do,I'm gonna tackle him,and bring back his hide on a stake,and hang it on your front door! How do you like that,Tunabreath?

(Cheetor stalks out,a determined glare on his face. Depth Charge stands there,his face a picture of supprise.)

Depth Charge:Kids...(As he slaps his forehead.)
Death becomes you.
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Victory!!!

Ah da sweet smell of sucess! I'm glad I've tickled ya funny bone, DM!

RC, wonderful plan, I believe I shall put it into action... yessss :twisted:

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C: (Muttering as he's walking) I'll show old fishface. All I've got to do is find-

(Tarantulas, of course, pops up from under a rock. Typical lil 'Ranty)

T: A Predacon? (insert diabolically evil laugh here) You've found one Pussy cat. (another laugh)

C: (recognizes Tarantulas and knowin his own aranaphobia iz scared) T-trantulas?

T: No.

C: Really:

T: Yes!!!

C: Oh.

T: Stupid Maximal.

C: Don't judge me cuz I'm blonde.

T: :? (rolls eyes)

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Ok, I went a lil crazy on da last bit. Sue me. Wait wait! I take dat back! I'm underage!

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Depth Charge: (Is seen walking out of the blast doors,grumbling to himself.) Stupid kid. Can't see the forrest through the trees!

(Depth Charge continues grumbling,as he switched to beast mode,and takes off after Cheetor.)

Tarantulas:You'll make an excellent little test subject for my experiment...

Cheetor:Not on your life,Flybreath

(Cheetor then proceeds to attack Tarantulas,which fails rather miserably,becuase Tarantulas knocks his opponent down in a single blow,and then points large gun-type contraption in the later's face.)

Tarantulas:Your days are numbered now,Kitty. (Insert manical laughter here)

.........

While I have my own ideas about what happens next,I'll let someone else continue it.
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