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These ones are what my friend said I should post:

1) Your boss freaks out and you say: "So, this your first day on the job or what?"

2) You say to your doctor during an apointment: "I'm just glad that our lives are in your capable hands..." then you see the big-aft needle and add: "we're all gonna die."


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Demolisher: "not the face, NOT THE FACE!"
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I'll be sure to yell at one of the warehouse guys when I get back to Sydney "JUST FOLLOW MY ORDERS DRONE!"
It's ok sir. I'll be fine...

Just listen to your commander, bonebrain!

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When you return to school after spending a week in the hospital thanks to some of your more violent classmates and state: "Persistance is futile! I rise again!" or "I haven't been gone for a decacycle and this place has gone to Smelter."

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another one i have used:

A friends raises their eyebrows at you as they see your lips moving, with noise coming out, but the speech is not directed at anyone. They give you a questioning look, and you say:

"I simply have a penchant for intelligent converation" (or something like that)



You are a co-executive in a big company. You are helping to enforce a new policy, but the empliyees are not co operating as they should.

"The Rrrroyalty commands it!"
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Wicked Woman wrote:You accidentally set your science counter on fire and say:

"Burn in the fires of Inferno!"

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I always say that to my friends,and I use Inferno's accent(lol)
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You walk into your room and find out that your sister have kidnapped your BW sets (or for those who have yet to get a BW set like me, models)

"You SLAGGIN' SAURIAN!!!!!!!"

LOL!
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When your parents go off to church and don't tell you they're leaving and when you come downstairs and see them pulling out without you.
"What in the inferno?! SLAG!"
my parents just did this to me!
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I'm going to steal this from Blazemane. It's the exact same ep, but this one works just as well :D

You are going to a floral shop with your girlfriend, and she wants to decorate the house for an upcoming party. But she really can't tell which flowers would best compliment the dining room's green tablecloth. She says:

"Do you think these Petunias would be better than the daffodil? I want the house to look special."

You respond, yawning, "Pardon my lack of enthusiasm for a bunch of worthless weeds."


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You are going to a floral shop with your girlfriend, and she wants to decorate the house for an upcoming party. But she really can't tell which flowers would best compliment the dining room's green tablecloth. She says:

"Do you think these Petunias would be better than the daffodil? I want the house to look special."

You respond, yawning, "Pardon my lack of enthusiasm for a bunch of worthless weeds."
Hee hee hee.

Your history teacher asks you the difference between Hoover and FDR's understandings of the Gread Depression's causes.

You respond "Well I don't know pal. But there is one thing that I do know. And that is, I bet I can thrash your tail!"
I understand... you are, after all, a predacon.

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Your computer is giving you a hard time and keeps on flashing an error message. You pick up a baseball bat and shout. "FOR THE ROYALTY!" before you start smashing.
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I did this yesterday in 5th Period Phys. Ed:

The teacher said that we were going to play cricket. I said, "We're all gonna die."

My teammates were bitching 'cause I suck at it. I said, "Who died and made you prime?"

Afterwards in 6th period maths (shudder) my teacher was going on about Pythagoras' Theorum. From the back of the room, somebody flicks a rubber band at me. I thought, "Insolent Vermin!"

Honestly! I said those things! I'm such a nutcase :lol:
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You are playing football and your position is defence.

"Oooh, Waspinater like Defense, If Waspinater is on Defense maybe Waspinater wouldn't get blow up!"

Or along those lines.... LOL!
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Saying Slaggit! at work and have your co-workers look at you funny.
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